Hello, Welcome to The Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies??
*INSERT WITTY AND INTERESTING INTRODUCTION TO MYSELF HERE*
uhm... idek what to say, so...
I am a human of the female persuasion and I have a tumblr? (no, really?)
(or try to, at least)
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-