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Hello, Welcome to The Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies??

*INSERT WITTY AND INTERESTING INTRODUCTION TO MYSELF HERE*

uhm... idek what to say, so...
I am a human of the female persuasion and I have a tumblr? (no, really?)
idk

ENJOY!
(or try to, at least)

raikissu:

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

I’m proud of you Lucas

raikissu:

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

I’m proud of you Lucas

Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Teacher: Technically
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
Teacher: what
Student: what

smellmyplacenta:

forancientking:

totallyfubar:

imjohnlocked:

walkered:

i propose a new cover

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I made a thing.

okay where’s john green

why am I laughing os much oh my god

christmasturbate:

i wish i was hot enough for people to only like me for my looks

there are two types of people

miriko96:

whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

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sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

justagirldemi:

whereisthewhimsy:

alwaysdisneybound:

AWWWWW

This is just too cute it hurts

girl has more game the i will ever have

godisnotonflatbread:

soft satan

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sad satan

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little ball of rage

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sassy satan

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sammy satan

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why did you kill gabe

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svvords:

how will i get guys to notice me if i cant even get teachers to notice my hand in class